my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
you guys are dicks
Oh fuck all of you.
you all suck
BBC Sherlock in the original Victorian era
When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
Who is Jay Gatsby’s favorite superhero?
And his least favorite?
"One of the most interesting things about Elizabeth Turner was her Kiss of Death. Throughout the trilogy, all of the men she locked lips with has died - including Sao Feng in At World’s End, and (if you want to be petty about it) her father, Weatherby Swann. Usually they would die moments after kissing her for the first time. This excludes Will Turner who has kissed her several times before and beat the odds every time. However, even he succumbed to her kiss and died as well minutes after the two were hastily married by Barbossa.
This is most likely a just coincidence and not something that was intentional, but years later it’s still fun to point out to friends and watch a dawn of realization hit their face when they realize that Pirate Queen Elizabeth may have also been the Grim Reaper.”
When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:
Ah yes, the flute
that’s a trumpet
You are both mistaken that is a piano
are you kidding that is obviously a tuba, you worm eaten apples
You damn philistines couldn’t tell an instrument from a waffle iron, seriously. It’s a friggin’ trombone!
are you fucking stupid that’s obviously a glockenspiel
This post is a train wreck, that’s obviously a massager
That sir, is a corn dog.
Your all uncultured commoners, it’s precisely a harp.
I maintain that this is one of the most beautiful, haunting songs I have ever heard… and yet I hardly see anyone singing the praises of Billy Boyd. So here is an appreciation post for him. You have a lovely voice, sir.
EDIT: I’ve learned from many of you since posting this that Mr. Boyd actually wrote the melody to this song himself. One more reason to appreciate his amazing talent! Thank you to those who taught me something new. ^_^
Well, i’m crying.
noooo i canttttt
Gollum by Benedict Cumberbatch